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Critters (1986) Highlights...Previous Article - X-Entertainment - Next Article --- By Matt - 9.04/’02 Critters , another alleged Gremlins rip-off that came out in 1986, is passable entertainment at worst and a s... ...strike a unique chord with viewers and carve their own niche in an already-established genre. Did Critters pull it off? I don’t know, and I don’t care. I’ll never get sick of movies wher... ...u might wanna go out there and pick this one up is simple enough: they don’t make movies like Critters anymore, and they probably never will. I’m sure I’m part of a substantially large grou... ...usty writing about old horror movies than anything remotely important, so here’s my review of Critters ... Pretty standard opening scene introduces us to the family. We’ve got a regular mother... ...Family aren’t terribly annoying, which is good because it’d be expected in a movie like Critters . You get the sense that they were trying to formulate a family-style horror flick along the lines... ...known for her role in E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial. Do you think these actors were satisfied having Critters as their opus? I’d say no, but then again, my opus was the time I counted 47 chocolate chips... ...Did I mention that there’s two alien bounty hunters flying through space searching for the Critters ? No? Well, there is. Seems like the... ...? No? Well, there is. Seems like the Critters (known as ’Crites’ on other planets) have a terrible reputation, so some other...
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1. "Critters, another alleged Gremlins rip-off that came out in 1986, is passable entertainment at worst and a semi-hidden gem at best."
2. "Did Critters pull it off?"
3. "The reason you might wanna go out there and pick this one up is simple enough: they don’t make movies like Critters anymore, and they probably never will."
4. "I take solace in knowing that it’s better to be rusty writing about old horror movies than anything remotely important, so here’s my review of Critters."
5. "The Brown Family aren’t terribly annoying, which is good because it’d be expected in a movie like Critters."
6. "Do you think these actors were satisfied having Critters as their opus?"
7. "Did I mention that there’s two alien bounty hunters flying through space searching for the Critters?"
8. "Seems like the Critters (known as ’Crites’ on other planets) have a terrible reputation, so some other alien hired these guys to destroy them."
9. "We haven’t actually seen the Critters yet, but if these spooks are after ’em, you know they’re bad news.."
10. "The snooty guy from The Titanic plays the older sister’s boyfriend, automatically making him the most successful person ever associated with Critters or any one of it’s seventeen thousand sequels."
11. "Come on director, you let one of the Critters say ’fuck’ and actually spelled the word out on the bottom of the screen."
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